Pakistan's UN Ambassador, Abdullah Hussein Haroon, seems like he just stepped out of a Rex Stout novel.

Still not convinced? Watch this:
I bet he has a fantastic orchid garden.
Pakistan's UN Ambassador, Abdullah Hussein Haroon, seems like he just stepped out of a Rex Stout novel.

Maybe it's that I'm a new father. Maybe it was growing up during the Reagan era that made me a sucker for this advertising aesthetic. Whatever the reason, I keep seeing this ad in the NYT Magazine, and it's really managed to get under my skin.
Come here, my dear, good, beautiful doggie, and smell this
excellent perfume which comes from the best perfumer of Paris.
And the dog, wagging his tail, which, I believe, is that poor
creature's way of laughing and smiling, came up and put his
curious nose on the uncorked bottle. Then suddenly, he backed
away in terror, barking at me reproachfully.
"Ah miserable dog, if I had offered you a package of excrement
you would have sniffed at it with delight and perhaps gobbled
it up. In this you resemble the public, which should never be
offered delicate perfumes that infuriate them, but only
carefully selected garbage."
- Charles Baudelaire