In case you haven't heard, though everyone seems to be talking about it today, the Washington Post hired a new blogger - 24-year-old 2nd generation Bush appointee Ben Domenech to write their new blog, Red America.
When asked about the decision, the Washington Post told Greg Sargent at The American Prospect that
"Ben Domenech brings an original and authentically conservative voice to the site's Opinions area, where we're committed to presenting the most provocative, informed and ideologically diverse policy debate on the web.
This is something I've heard before - no, not that Domenech is informed or ideologically diverse (I don't honestly think they believe that) - they like the kid because he is
provocative.
When I was in school I wrote op-eds for my university's newspaper. My columns were good, if I do say so myself, and I never got but one criticism from the editor - can't you be more provocative? The problem, you see, was that I was doing a lot of research and trying to make an informed and reasoned argument. That's all fine and good, but, as I was told - people want to read something that touches a nerve.
Since I've left school I've written professionally in a few places - all of which wanted rational and informed copy. None of the people for whom I wrote ever complained about what I gave them - quite the contrary.
I have had advice on getting more attention as an independent blogger, though. Namely, be outrageous. Be provocative - even if you know what you're saying is nonsense, that's how you get the hits. If that's what it takes to get the hits, then no thanks.
Ben Domenech is just another name in a long list of soon-to-be-forgottens - Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly, etc.* - one trick ponies whose only purpose is to titillate by being so self-righteously, ridiculously uninformed. People who do what David Brooks has called "clownishness."
Frank Luntz knows that good political communication makes you respond emotionally. The Washington Post is betting that this silly kid is going to draw a big crowd over - conservatives to yell
"yeah! right on!" and liberals to scream about his egregious errors. It's the same reason people hire Tucker Carlson and and Sean Hannity. But that's not news, it's a circus sideshow.
Here's my complaint - actually, it's John Stewart's complaint -
they're hurting America. Look, Ben Domenech is just some 24-year-old kid who doesn't have the experience, education, or insight to really know what he's talking about. I know, I remember being 24 - it was awesome. I still knew everything. The problem was, I grew up. Now I realize that there are serious, complicated issues that tired slogans and silly posturing won't solve.
We deserve better. We look to news organizations like The Washington Post and CNN for news - for facts and informed analysis, the tools we require to make informed decisions and be good, involved citizens. If we want to hear the smug, self-important political rants of 24-year-old kids, we'll go to a shot bar.
Entertainment is great, and so is making a profit. But each has its place and its limits. Frankly, if you sacrifice quality for profit, expect to soon have neither. Hopefully, the Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and all the other infotainment centers will figure this out and go back to doing good, solid journalism. Until then, don't expect us to take any of your reporting seriously, either.
[UPDATE] Okay, this is hilarious. Remember, the Washington Post is "committed to presenting the most provocative, informed and ideologically diverse policy debate on the web".
Here's a quote from their new addition:
I would normally be tempted to respond to this very stupid column by a college student at UConn about how he believes everything changes the moment an American soldier dies. This aversion to any sort of bodybag in the context of war is something my brother Ellis and I have mocked before, at length: we like to call it the "Contra 3 Syndrome." In Contra, one of the most popular arcade games ever (unrelated to the South American resistance), you play a soldier blasting away at baddies (in the 3rd installment, for the SNES, it's alien baddies) with oversized weaponry in a side-scrolling firefight. It's an entertaining game, but extremely short--Contra 3 is only 6 levels long. Besides, you really need all three of your lives to deal with the last boss--so a lot of people who play the game will restart the minute they lose their first life. Ellis and I are more likely to make it to the end with only one life left, but hey, that's the point of the game, not erasing/restarting every time anyone dies. Modern War isn't exactly like Contra, and it's a good deal longer than any 6-level game. For many of my peers who've avoided history books, this is a surprising fact.
I mean, seriously,
this is what it takes to write for the Washington Post now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh, man, that's
rich.
* I know this is a list of so-called conservatives, but, let's be honest, there just isn't really a comparable liberal at this time. Al Franken? He wishes he were so popular. Michael Moore? Eh, I would agree to that if he was on TV and in the papers all the time.