I have been amused by the reaction, predictable though it may have been, to the Iraq Study Group Report. The New York Post, true to form, featured the laughable headline "Surrender Monkeys". The report has been touted as "the return to realism", and, while that is to a large extent true, it lacks some of that school's more famous policies such as supporting dictators such as, oh, Saddam Hussein.
The report is, to be sure, a repudiation of the Bush administration's foreign policy. But what is more interesting to me is found in the details. For example, the list of individuals consulted by the Iraq Study Group makes for interesting reading. New York Times blockhead Thomas Friedman was consulted. Professor Juan Cole, not.
I do wonder about that interview with Tom Friedman, though. I can only imagine his sagacious advice, "When you find yourself stuck in the mud, you've got to lick your wounds, smooth your feathers, and put your nose to the grindstone. You don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater; you've got to keep on trucking. The world may be flat, but it's wrinkly."
And, speaking of unceasing fountains of foolishness, Rick Santorum weighs in on the issue, right on cue. Rick, in case you were unaware, was one of two Senators to vote against the confirmation of incoming Secretary of Defense Robert Gates (the other, Kentucky Republican Jim Bunning).
In the course of his explanation for his final dissent, Santorum reveals some amazing insights into the world. For example, were you aware that, "Iran has been at war with us since 1979"?
Santorum also takes on language in the popular discourse:
Words define the enemy we confront. They help the American people comprehend what motivates the enemy. Without clear, accurate words, we cannot fight effectively: our own people become confused and divided, and the fascists are encouraged to believe that we fear them.
That's right. We need clear, accurate words to help us understand the world around us. Like referring to a collection of inter-warring tribal, religious, and ethnic groups as "fascists."
Rick Santorum is, quite possibly,
the nation's most powerful necrophiliac, so I take his opinions with the respect due them. But I can't help but wonder if his conclusion, that the Gates confirmation shows an utter lack of comprehension by the administration, is not a bit off.* Luckily, the Iraq Study Group had Thomas Friedman, so we know we're in good hands.
* Actually, that's not true. I am, in fact, without a doubt that Santorum's conclusion is not only woefully misinformed, but fundamentally divorced from reality. Still, he is a necrophiliac.