Hillary Clinton Singlehandedly Takes Out Insurgency

I don't know if you heard, yet, about comedian "Sinbad" making fun of Hillary Clinton's macho posturing on Iraq,

In her Iowa stump speech, Clinton also said, "We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady."

Say what? As Sinbad put it: "What kind of president would say, 'Hey, man, I can't go 'cause I might get shot so I'm going to send my wife...oh, and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.'"

Apparently, this rubbed Clinton the wrong way, and she's come out with a rejoinder.

She gave reporters more details of the trip. “Part of the reason we were in the C-17 is because part of it is armored,” Clinton said. “I was moved up into the cockpit. Everyone else was told to sit on their bullet proof vests. We came in in an evasive maneuver. Those of you who have been on a C-17 or C-130 know that one of their great characteristics is that they can take off very quickly and they can maneuver agilely to avoid incoming fire. There was no greeting ceremony and we were basically told to run to our cars. Now that is what happened.”

Clinton went on to describe having to take over the controls and crash land the plane amidst a barrage of incoming enemy fire. She then carried on her back comedian Sinbad, singer Sheryl Crow, and the wounded flight crew as she singlehandedly fought off hundreds of insurgents with only her Rambo Hillary knife and her lethal martial arts.